Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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