Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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