I'm eating all of the evidence.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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