but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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