So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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