I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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