You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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