Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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