so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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