..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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