WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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