he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
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