Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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