he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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