I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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