No stitches, just platelets and will power
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize
