My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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