walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
he puts the penis in happiness.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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