Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
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