kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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