called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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