Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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