no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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