just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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