She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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