Your dad touched me again.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Randomize
