for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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