bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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