I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
bring money and cleavage
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
My vagina just clenched in fear
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