their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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