nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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