we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
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