i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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