I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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