My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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