We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
