pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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