That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
