Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Farmville is her only friend.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
