no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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