awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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