Got a toothbrush?
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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