Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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