I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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