Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
