I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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