his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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