Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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