I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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