Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize
