I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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