I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She fuckin peed on me
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Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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