youre lurking in front of me
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
