The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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