I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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