How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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