i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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