She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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